Puns about The Workplace (Manufacturing)

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1. The shoemaker did not deny his apprentice anything he needed. He gave his awl.
  4.1 stars
RJS - New Zealand
2. Did you know they won't be making yard sticks any longer?
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3. When the window fell into the incinerator, it was a pane in the ash to retrieve.
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Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4. When my ice house falls apart igloo it back together.
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EdC - Westport
5. I used to be a watchmaker. It was a great job and I made my own hours.
  3.8 stars
Toycoon - Skokie, IL
6. My friend quit working at the pin factory. He felt there was no point to the job.
  3.8 stars
7. She's happy to make a pair of pants for you, or at least sew its seams.
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8. Where are average things made? In the satisfactory.
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9. Some clockmakers are normal, but others are a little cuckoo.
  3.7 stars
Tnocks - Oregon
10. If you are among the cream of dairy inspectors, nothing cheesy gets pasteurize.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY

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