Puns about The Workplace (Manufacturing) - page 2

11.	The carpenter purchased his measuring stick at a yard sale last week.
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12.	I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull.
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13.	Lamp factories have light workloads.
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14.	When orders for acetone, benzene and methanol plummeted, the chemical plant became insolvent.
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15.	So I understand they've developed polyethylene sails for boats now. I guess it's clear sailing from here on.
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16.	I work in a sweater factory. It's a very clothes-knit community.
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17.	Do you know how winter coats are insulated? They are down loaded.
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18.	Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? A thousand soles got burned, some heel did it while he was laced.
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19.	The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby's toys was enough to rattle the entire industry.
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20.	I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
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