Puns about The Workplace (Manufacturing) - page 2

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11. The carpenter purchased his measuring stick at a yard sale last week.
  3.6 stars
12. I used to work at a knife factory, but then it got dull.
  3.6 stars
13. Lamp factories have light workloads.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
14. When orders for acetone, benzene and methanol plummeted, the chemical plant became insolvent.
  3.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
15. So I understand they've developed polyethylene sails for boats now. I guess it's clear sailing from here on.
  3.6 stars
Shieldwolf - United States
16. I work in a sweater factory. It's a very clothes-knit community.
  3.5 stars
arichw - Leeds, UK
17. Do you know how winter coats are insulated? They are down loaded.
  3.5 stars
Mr. Liberty - Jacksonville, Fl
18. Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? A thousand soles got burned, some heel did it while he was laced.
  3.5 stars
PK - Calgary Canada
19. The failure of the third largest manufacturer of baby's toys was enough to rattle the entire industry.
  3.5 stars
JLA - Houston
20. I asked Kermit the Frog what I should use to join the pieces of metal, but all he said was, 'Rivet, rivet.'
  3.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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