Puns about The Workplace (Research) - page 2

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11. Can a physicist read the periodic table? Isotope so.
  3.5 stars
12. The first scientists who studied fog were mistified.
  3.3 stars
13. I've heard about the rumors that I keep vats of acid at my home, but they're lyes -- all lyes!
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
14. When asked whether or not I was bilingual, I was about to say I knew sign language, but I figured it was sort of a mute point.
  3.3 stars
15. Overworked physicists put too many ions in the fire.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. When the scientist wanted to clone a deer, he bought a doe it yourself kit.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
17. Old genealogists never die, they just lose their census.
  3.1 stars
18. Beginning gardeners work by trowel and error.
  3.1 stars
19. Those who study tornadoes have twistered minds.
  3.1 stars
20. I met a quantum physicist the other day, he had a few quarks.
  3.1 stars

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