Puns about The Workplace (Working Outdoors)

Subcategory: On the Job · Sales · Inventions · Services · Manufacturing · Research · Working Outdoors
1. I got a job working in a hayfield. After one day I bailed.
  4.0 stars
Kelly Street - Oakland CA
2. John Deere's manure spreader is the only equipment the company won't stand behind.
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Terry - Omaha, Nebraska
3. I spent a summer working on a rabbit farm. It was a hare raising experience.
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4. When I asked the man how he became a ditch-digger, he said he just fell into it.
  3.8 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
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5. I just got my permit to harvest shrimp in the Antarctic. Now I have a licence to Krill.
  3.8 stars
sm - Alaska
6. I like wool gathering for the shear joy of it.
  3.7 stars
thull - AZ
7. Deep cuts were made in the guillotine industry and heads rolled.
  3.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. I was thinking that hot air balloon operators don't make very good friends. Sure they can be uplifting at times, but in the end they always bring you down.
  3.7 stars
9. There was an archeologist who made no bones about digging dirt up on people.
  3.7 stars
Randy - Defiance, Ohio
10. The cowboy that got fired from his ranch job wasn't crazy, he was just deranged.
  3.7 stars
kardwizard - Beaverton, Oregon

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