Puns about The Workplace (Working Outdoors) - page 5

Subcategory: On the Job · Sales · Inventions · Services · Manufacturing · Research · Working Outdoors
41. Getting this job managing a country estate has put me off fried eggs. I'm a gamekeeper turned poacher.
  2.4 stars
Andy - Leeds, UK
42. Why did the farmer grow so many pumpkins? Because he was gourd at it.
  2.3 stars
Samuel - Canada
43. The petroleum industry is exploiting shale to extract fuel or a reasonable fracksimile.
  2.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
44. The mushroom farmer improved his morel, by pressing a button and going to portabella for harvest.
  2.3 stars
45. The self-styled pig-farmer charged for cruelty in court of law penned a swine statement that hamstrung the prosecution.
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
46. On my chicken farm, I own the birds scratching around on the ground in the barn, but I am paying off the ones sitting on the roosts - they are on higher perches.
  2.2 stars
RJS - New Zealand
47. Land surveyors do not retire they scale down and plan their final plot before they get landed into it!
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
48. That cattle farmer is upset. He is raising kine.
  1.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
49. If the founder of Playboy had become a lumberjack, would he be Hew Hefner?
  1.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
50. Poultry farmers lay-off old layers to set off paltry income!
  1.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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