Puns about Education (School)

Subcategory: School · University · Math
1. Children who fail their coloring exams always need a shoulder to crayon.
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Solomon.B.A - Uganda
2. My student was late for class, claiming he was in the washroom. I think he was stalling.
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Toycoon - Skokie
3. I was struggling to figure out how lightning works then it struck me.
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Abhijeet - New Delhi
4. Sadly my teacher, who could use two typewriters at one time, got fired for stereotyping.
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stimpy - on the east coast
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5. I wondered why my geometry class was always tired. They were all out of shape.
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Richard - Illinois
6. A rule of grammar: double negatives are a no-no.
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7. There are two skeleton teachers at school. One is humerus, but the other is very sternum.
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8. I always prayed before my trigonometry tests. I was hoping for a sine from above.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
9. After periodic doubts about his vocational calling, the young chemistry teacher concluded he was out of his element.
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10. I used to work as a high school ceramics teacher, but I got too close to the kiln and I was fired.
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Toycoon - Skokie

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