Puns about Education (Math)
1.  Something about subtraction just doesn't add up.  
2.  Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.  
Guest  Dystopia


3.  After a mathematician gets divorced the ex is no longer part of the equation.  
Michael Niland  Auckland N.Z.


4.  I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point.  
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5.  I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me.  
Abhit  Knoxville, TN


6.  A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.  
7.  I have problems with math but with chemistry, I have solutions.  
Gulle  USA


8.  I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me.  
R.A.D.  miami, FL


9.  We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.  
10.  On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history.  