Puns about Education (Math)
| 1. | Something about subtraction just doesn't add up. | |
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| 2. | Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever. | |
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| Guest - Dystopia
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| 3. | After a mathematician gets divorced the ex is no longer part of the equation. | |
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| Michael Niland - Auckland N.Z.
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| 4. | I used to hate maths but then I realised decimals have a point. | |
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| 5. | I'm bad at math, so the equation 2n+2n is 4n to me. | |
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| Abhit - Knoxville, TN
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| 6. | A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption. | |
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| 7. | I have problems with math but with chemistry, I have solutions. | |
| Gulle - USA
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| 8. | I didn't understand the math, so the teacher summed it up for me. | |
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| R.A.D. - miami, FL
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| 9. | We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply. | |
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| 10. | On the shelf there are ten math books, five geography books, and the rest is history. | |
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