Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
1. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
  4.0 stars
2. Did you hear about the crime that happened in a parking garage? It was wrong on so many levels.
  4.0 stars
Eddie Punster - United States
3. Money launderers are filthy rich!
  3.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
4. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
  3.9 stars
5. I never liked befriending assassins. They're all backstabbers.
  3.8 stars
6. They won't know who robbed the Scotch factory until they check the tape.
  3.7 stars
7. How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
  3.7 stars
Mirak - Pakistan
8. Obituaries of those hanged in the old west used to be posted in the noose paper.
  3.6 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
9. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. Coin counterfeiting is a bad mintin' racket.
  3.5 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR

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