Puns about Crime (Law Breakers)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
1. Weight loss pills stolen this morning - police say suspects are still at large.
  4.0 stars
2. When an escaped prisoner was caught camping out in the woods it was a clear case of criminal in tent.
  3.9 stars
GerryB - Canada
3. Where do you imprison a skeleton? In a rib cage.
  3.9 stars
4. Money launderers are filthy rich!
  3.8 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
5. How did Mister Nucleus escape from prison? Through the cell wall.
  3.7 stars
Mirak - Pakistan
6. What do you call inmates in prison who become friendly? Pen pals!
  3.6 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
7. Lifelong counterfeiters never make any real money.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
8. Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it.
  3.5 stars
9. Bank robbery is a safe job.
  3.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
  3.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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