Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
  3.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
12. I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13. I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas.
  3.4 stars
Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
14. You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
  3.4 stars
15. What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
  3.3 stars
Speedy - seattle
16. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
17. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
  3.2 stars
Dr. Dirt - Nevada
18. A funny criminal is a silicon.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
19. A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate.
  3.1 stars
20. Art theft is a haul of frames.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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