Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2
11. | I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt. | |
![]() | SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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12. | I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas. | |
![]() | Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
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13. | The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader. | |
![]() | Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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14. | You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack. | |
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15. | What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense. | |
![]() | Speedy - seattle
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16. | The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent. | |
![]() | Michael - Auckland, New Zealand
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17. | The new jail tunnel was a runaway success. | |
![]() | Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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18. | My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering. | |
![]() | Dr. Dirt - Nevada
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19. | A funny criminal is a silicon. | |
![]() | Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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20. | A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate. | |
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