Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

11.	I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
	Share	SGT Snorkel - Iowa
12.	I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas.
	Share	Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
13.	The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.
	Share	Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
14.	You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
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15.	What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
	Share	Speedy - seattle
16.	The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
	Share	Michael - Auckland, New Zealand
17.	The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
	Share	Owen McMahon - New Zealand
18.	My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
	Share	Dr. Dirt - Nevada
19.	A funny criminal is a silicon.
	Share	Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
20.	A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate.
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