Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2
| 11. | I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt. | |
| SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 12. | I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas. | |
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| Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
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| 13. | You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack. | |
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| 14. | That arsonist destroyed all my scissors. Shear torcher! | |
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| Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
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| 15. | What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense. | |
| Speedy - seattle
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| 16. | The new jail tunnel was a runaway success. | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 17. | My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering. | |
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| Dr. Dirt - Nevada
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| 18. | Should we give arsonists a punishment to fit the crime, or would that just be adding fools to the fire? | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 19. | A funny criminal is a silicon. | |
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| Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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| 20. | A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate. | |
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