Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
12. I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas.
  3.4 stars
Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
13. That arsonist destroyed all my scissors. Shear torcher!
  3.4 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
14. You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
  3.4 stars
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15. The escaped inmates tried to fly to freedom. They were caught because they left contrails.
  3.2 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
16. The bowling alley was robbed? They can't pin that on me.
  3.2 stars
Otis Campbell - South Dakota
17. Should we give arsonists a punishment to fit the crime, or would that just be adding fools to the fire?
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
18. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
  3.2 stars
Dr. Dirt - Nevada
19. A funny criminal is a silicon.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
20. Art theft is a haul of frames.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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