Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

11.	I met two policemen in a lift, I realized then I was going down.
	Share	Adam-Lee - Stevenage
12.	The nudist was acquitted of indecent exposure because nobody could pin the wrap on her.
	Share	Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
13.	I got a small ticket for speeding. It's fine with me.
	Share	Bullpup21 - Wharton TX
14.	Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it.
	Share	Traven Gaffney
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15.	I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
	Share	SGT Snorkel - Iowa
16.	The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.
	Share	Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
17.	You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
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18.	The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.
	Share	Punovitch - Skokie, IL
19.	The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
	Share	Michael - Auckland, New Zealand
20.	What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
	Share	Speedy - seattle