Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

11.	I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas.
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12.	Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it.
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13.	The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.
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14.	I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
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15.	You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
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16.	The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.
	Share	Punovitch - Skokie, IL
17.	What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
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18.	The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
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19.	The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
	Share	Owen McMahon - New Zealand
20.	My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
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