Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it.
  3.5 stars
12. I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas.
  3.5 stars
Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
13. The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.
  3.4 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
14. I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
15. You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
  3.4 stars
16. The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.
  3.3 stars
Punovitch - Skokie, IL
17. What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
  3.3 stars
Speedy - seattle
18. The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
  3.3 stars
Michael - Auckland, New Zealand
19. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
20. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
  3.2 stars
Dr. Dirt - Nevada

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