Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2

11.	I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas.
	Share	Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
12.	I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt.
	Share	SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13.	The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader.
	Share	Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
14.	You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack.
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15.	The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him.
	Share	Punovitch - Skokie, IL
16.	What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense.
	Share	Speedy - seattle
17.	The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent.
	Share	Michael - Auckland, New Zealand
18.	The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
	Share	Owen McMahon - New Zealand
19.	My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
	Share	Dr. Dirt - Nevada
20.	A funny criminal is a silicon.
	Share	Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY