Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 2
| 11. | Murder with knives is very messy, and I suggest not taking a stab at it. | |
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| 12. | I got arrested at the Farmers Market for disturbing the peas. | |
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| Dr. Dirt - AK/NV
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| 13. | The international jewel thieves were hard to catch because they had a good ring leader. | |
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| Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
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| 14. | I knew I had to pay the mobster the money I owed him. It was a matter of life or debt. | |
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| SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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| 15. | You heard about drug dealers being interrogated by the police? They do crack. | |
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| 16. | The defendant in a coffee theft trial refused to testify on the grounds that could incriminate him. | |
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| Punovitch - Skokie, IL
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| 17. | What kind of crime is committed when a bird is attacked? A featheral offense. | |
| Speedy - seattle
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| 18. | The cat burglar was accused of felineous intent. | |
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| Michael - Auckland, New Zealand
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| 19. | The new jail tunnel was a runaway success. | |
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| Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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| 20. | My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering. | |
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| Dr. Dirt - Nevada
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