Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 3

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
21. The new jail tunnel was a runaway success.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
22. My wife found a twenty in my pants pocket after she washed and dried them. I had to turn her in to the authorities for money laundering.
  3.2 stars
Dr. Dirt - Nevada
23. When the shocked IRS agent was found guilty of tax evasion he had to take time to collect himself.
  3.2 stars
Brian - Illinois
24. A man who cannot read the sign that warns people from throwing garbage on the ground is illiterate.
  3.1 stars
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25. The winter drive-by shooting was a slay ride.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
26. A funny criminal is a silicon.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
27. Art theft is a haul of frames.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
28. I used to have a bad record with soap, but now my slate is clean.
  3.0 stars
29. I was accused of stealing a house, but all charges were dropped as the claims were without foundation.
  3.0 stars
30. What did the narcotics agent say when he arrested the tailor? 'You're basted.'
  3.0 stars
SGTSnorkel - Iowa

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