Puns about Crime (Law Breakers) - page 4

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
31. At his trial, the author needed a character witness.
  2.9 stars
Bill G - central nj
32. A phishing hacker was hooked on line by cops!
  2.9 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
33. When I told them about how I escaped my pumpkin prison, they said I was out of my gourd.
  2.9 stars
Paul - Fort Worth, TX
34. Due to censorship, prison messages are often taken out of context.
  2.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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35. The bank robber looked so peaceful and innocent lying there under his big fluffy blanket. Just goes to show you, you can't judge a crook by his cover.
  2.9 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
36. The third degree is a diploma for successful criminals.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - New York
37. It was boring to listen to the prisoner as he kept repeating how sorry he was for his crime. He was con trite.
  2.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
38. The gunslinger woke up in the drunk tank, locked and loaded.
  2.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
39. When the Aztec warrior was about to be punished severely, he was so sad he was disheartened.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Florida
40. Money laundering is a dirty trade for a clean profit!
  2.8 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney

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