Puns about Crime (Execution) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. In the old days a suspended sentence was hanging.
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12. I'm going to the guillotine at dawn and my wife has already collected my severance pay.
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JA - Houston
13. There's a difference between good sound reasons and reasons that sound good.
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14. A hangman works under deadline!
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Sivanandan - Sydney
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15. The executioner decided to drop out of Executioner School. It was just too cut throat for him.
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Ryan - Colby, KS
16. A hangman will always keep you in the loop.
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17. Do you know why executioners never take on apprentices? They always get a head of themselves.
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18. When he was sentenced to the guillotine he lost his head.
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19. When a guillotine executioner is layed off he gets severance.
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20. That convicted killer is calm today, but by tomorrow he will be high strung.
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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