Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers)
1. | A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it. | |
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2. | They just found a sword swallower dead. The police suspect it's an inside job. | |
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3. | Back in the days when the guillotine was first used, people wondered, is this what we may beheaded for in the future? | |
![]() | Gordon - Maryland
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4. | A taekwondo crime fighter needs a good sidekick. | |
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5. | The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me. | |
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6. | 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area. | |
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7. | What do you call the garden police? Lawn and Order. | |
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8. | 1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry. | |
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9. | During the trial, a lawyer objected to the audiologist's testimony, calling it hearsay. | |
![]() | thull - Arizona
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10. | The copyright law is a statute of imitations. | |
![]() | Kevin - Corvallis, OR
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