Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers)

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
1. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
  3.9 stars
2. They just found a sword swallower dead. The police suspect it's an inside job.
  3.8 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
3. Back in the days when the guillotine was first used, people wondered, is this what we may beheaded for in the future?
  3.8 stars
Gordon - Maryland
4. A taekwondo crime fighter needs a good sidekick.
  3.7 stars
5. The policemen said if I didn't pay my library fine he would have to book me.
  3.7 stars
6. 5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
  3.7 stars
7. What do you call the garden police? Lawn and Order.
  3.6 stars
8. 1000 pairs of underwear were stolen, police were making a brief enquiry.
  3.6 stars
9. During the trial, a lawyer objected to the audiologist's testimony, calling it hearsay.
  3.6 stars
thull - Arizona
10. The copyright law is a statute of imitations.
  3.6 stars
Kevin - Corvallis, OR

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