Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers) - page 2

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
11. The copyright law is a statute of imitations.
  3.5 stars
Kevin - Corvallis, OR
12. Police found a criminal shot to death with exit wounds but no entry wounds. It was an inside job.
  3.5 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
13. You may not take a second polygraph test because they can't be re-lied upon.
  3.5 stars
14. A man was found dead in a vat of falafel condiment. Police are treating it as a hummuscide.
  3.5 stars
eye'ategod - Oztraya
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15. The cowboy dismounted on the spur of the moment to stirrup some trouble, bridled at being arrested and saddled the sheriff with a bit of a problem.
  3.4 stars
JA - Houston
16. A streaker was found dead this morning. Police say the details are quite revealing.
  3.4 stars
DZ - Everson
17. There was a report of shots fired in a local bar. The police don't know what triggered the commotion.
  3.2 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
18. To make sure cargo trucks aren't too heavy, police operate on the principle that where there's a wheel there's a weigh.
  3.2 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
19. The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out.
  3.2 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
20. Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him? He had been told that it was mist defying.
  3.2 stars
azohawk - MI

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