Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers) - page 3

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
21. Is it true that several of the justices on the Supreme Court refer to their homes as 'legal pads'?
  3.2 stars
JA - Houston
22. The police officer blamed his poor choice on arrested development but his superior told him that excuse was just a cop out.
  3.2 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
23. Why did the sleuth always carry an umbrella with him? He had been told that it was mist defying.
  3.2 stars
azohawk - MI
24. Most state laws don't give a thumbs up to hitch-hikers.
  3.2 stars
JA - Houston
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25. The constables held the boat thief at bay.
  3.2 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
26. A stewed chef sat pie-eyed as the crusty judge took his caraway, a punnish mint a long thyme cumin.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
27. A wig van blew up on the motorway - police are combing the area.
  3.1 stars
28. When the lawyer sued the coffin maker, it was an open and shut case.
  3.1 stars
29. The origami artist won the court case because he was good with paperwork.
  3.1 stars
30. A drummer who became a policeman was pounding a beat.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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