Puns about Crime (Law Enforcers) - page 5

Subcategory: Law Breakers · Execution · Law Enforcers
41. The FBI needs to employ a number of cleaning agents.
  2.6 stars
42. A band of teenagers cruised past my neighbor's house and pelted it with rotten tomatoes. Police described it as a drive-by fruiting.
  2.6 stars
B.Lake - Phila
43. The valuable dog was still missing, believed stolen, however the police announced they have a lead.
  2.5 stars
44. When the shoe store owner discovered that someone had broken into his store, the police pumped him for information.
  2.5 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
45. Officer Jones takes his yearly bath every June. He is a characteristic example of a dirty cop.
  2.4 stars
Andreas - Athens, Greece
46. What did the policeman order at the restaurant? A search and seizure salad.
  2.4 stars
47. Two college students die in head on collision, police say they were on a crash course.
  2.3 stars
48. A lawyer who likes to go fishing is an attorney-at-lure.
  2.2 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
49. The very cause for varicose veins for cops on beat duty at traffic intersections is 'Standing Orders'.
  2.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
50. The truant officer caught several kids at the ice rink. They were playing hockey.
  1.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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