Puns about Nature (Plants)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.
  4.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
2. You know the problem with grapes these days. People just aren't raisin them right.
  3.9 stars
3. I can't find my rutabaga. I hope it will turnip.
  3.9 stars
Sammy - Highland, New York
4. When I bought some fruit trees the nursery owner gave me some insects to help with pollination. They were free bees.
  3.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
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5. Why do trees have so many friends? They branch out.
  3.6 stars
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6. The raisin wined about how he couldn't achieve grapeness.
  3.6 stars
7. The farmer was surprised when his pumpkin won a blue ribbon at the State Fair. He shouted, 'Oh, my gourd.'
  3.5 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
8. The research assistant couldn't experiment with plants because he hadn't botany.
  3.5 stars
9. After winter, the trees are relieved.
  3.5 stars
Fern - Toronto
10. A photographer was great at botany because he knew photo synthesis.
  3.5 stars

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