Puns about Nature (Plants) - page 3

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
21. To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um.
  3.2 stars
22. Making fun of a tree is a knock on wood.
  3.2 stars
Yehuda Hamer - Boredimore, Merryland
23. The forest had burned down, but now it's back by poplar demand.
  3.2 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
24. The apple crossed the street because he wanted to get to the other cider the road.
  3.2 stars
25. I've planted part of a riding whip. I'm hoping for a nice crop.
  3.2 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
26. Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
  3.2 stars
27. The young pine sapling was admonished by his father. Apparently he'd been knotty.
  3.2 stars
Rick - Louisville, KY
28. What did one plant say to another? What's stomata?
  3.2 stars
29. A lot of trees were dying, but they needed to figure out the root of the problem.
  3.2 stars
30. When vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use a cell phone and cauliflower.
  3.1 stars

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