Puns about Nature (Plants) - page 3

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
21. I've planted part of a riding whip. I'm hoping for a nice crop.
  3.2 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
22. To termites, a group of dead trees is an arbor eat'um.
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23. The apple crossed the street because he wanted to get to the other cider the road.
  3.2 stars
24. The forest had burned down, but now it's back by poplar demand.
  3.2 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
25. Scarecrows are always garden their patch.
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26. What fruit makes for classy counter tops? Pomegranite.
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David - Colorado
27. The young pine sapling was admonished by his father. Apparently he'd been knotty.
  3.2 stars
Rick - Louisville, KY
28. What did one plant say to another? What's stomata?
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29. A lot of trees were dying, but they needed to figure out the root of the problem.
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30. When vegetables want to converse with petunias, they use a cell phone and cauliflower.
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