Puns about Nature (Animals)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. A goat giving birth is just kidding.
  4.2 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
2. Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
  4.0 stars
3. After cosmetic surgery the pelican faced a huge bill.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
  4.0 stars
Laurence H Levin - Woodridge IL
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5. Scientists have failed to get pandas to eat synthetic food, because they are hard to bamboozle.
  3.9 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
6. I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug-fest.
  3.8 stars
Jr. -
7. Moby Dick didn't have a funeral but he did have a huge wake.
  3.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
8. We have a giant squid to catch, so let's get kraken!
  3.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
9. My dog has an attitude. He is a cocky spaniel.
  3.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
10. What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear? A zucchini.
  3.5 stars

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