Puns about Nature (Animals)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
  4.0 stars
reif - hawaii
2. After cosmetic surgery the pelican faced a huge bill.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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5. I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug-fest.
  3.8 stars
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6. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words.
  3.6 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
7. My dog has an attitude. He is a cocky spaniel.
  3.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
8. I would tell you a joke about squirrels, but you would go nuts.
  3.5 stars
9. My pet feline fell into a bowl of seltzer water yesterday. She's been cat-a-tonic ever since.
  3.4 stars
James Nye - Granite Falls
10. What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear? A zucchini.
  3.3 stars

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