Puns about Nature (Animals)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. Did you hear about the dog who ran two miles to bring back his master's stick? Personally, I think it's a bit far-fetched.
  4.1 stars
2. After cosmetic surgery the pelican faced a huge bill.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
3. Being half man and half horse, he enjoyed being the centaur of attention.
  3.9 stars
Laurence H Levin - Woodridge IL
4. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew.
  3.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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5. I got into a fight with a snail. It was a real slug-fest.
  3.8 stars
Jr. -
6. We have a giant squid to catch, so let's get kraken!
  3.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
7. My dog has an attitude. He is a cocky spaniel.
  3.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
8. What kind of bathing suit do the animals at the zoo wear? A zucchini.
  3.5 stars
9. Moby Dick didn't have a funeral but he did have a huge wake.
  3.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
10. My pet feline fell into a bowl of seltzer water yesterday. She's been cat-a-tonic ever since.
  3.4 stars
James Nye - Granite Falls

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