Puns about Nature (Animals)

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1. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
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RB - Norfolk, VA
2. Learning to sleep upside down is often hard for baby bats, but they soon get the hang of it.
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reif - hawaii
3. Circling vultures are a dead giveaway.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
4. The leopard tried creeping up on the tigers using its camouflage but it was spotted.
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Owen McMahon - New Zealand
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5. Pigs flying is an example of swine flew.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
6. On land crabs tend to use the sidewalk.
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Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
7. While walking through the jungle with a black marker, I spotted a leopard.
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8. A skunk breeder is a person of phew words.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. An angry skunk reeks his vengeance.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
10. I would tell you a joke about squirrels, but you would go nuts.
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