Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 2

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
11. I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!
  3.4 stars
12. The animal hairstylist at the zoo has become a mane attraction.
  3.3 stars
Andy Tenke - New York
13. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint.
  3.3 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
14. When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
15. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
16. When a wasp started to come after me, I made a beeline for the exit.
  3.0 stars
Punstigator - Austin, TX
17. Why should you never throw away an old dolphin? Because they can easily be re-porpoised!
  3.0 stars
Joney Pops - New Zealand
18. A female skunk is a stinker belle.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
19. I touched an electric eel the other day. It was shocking.
  3.0 stars
20. Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.
  2.9 stars
Ryann Maxiella - Kirbyville

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