Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 2

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
11. The animal hairstylist at the zoo has become a mane attraction.
  3.3 stars
Andy Tenke - New York
12. When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
13. Today I spotted an albino dalmatian. Now everyone will be able to tell it's a dalmatian.
  3.2 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
14. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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15. Turkeys cannot speak, so they usually take their secrets to the gravy.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
16. A female skunk is a stinker belle.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
17. Why should you never throw away an old dolphin? Because they can easily be re-porpoised!
  3.0 stars
Joney Pops - New Zealand
18. The cat climbed to the highest spot in the discotheque, but then couldn't get down.
  3.0 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
19. I touched an electric eel the other day. It was shocking.
  3.0 stars
20. Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.
  2.9 stars
Ryann Maxiella - Kirbyville

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