Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 2

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
11. I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!
  3.4 stars
12. A kidney is a young goat's leg joint.
  3.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
13. A good pun is like a dalmatian, it's easy to spot.
  3.4 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV
14. A gang of beavers roamed main street last night, cutting down several trees along Main Street. Police are stumped.
  3.3 stars
este tea co - merrill wi
15. The animal hairstylist at the zoo has become a mane attraction.
  3.3 stars
Andy Tenke - New York
16. When a new cat arrives, the news spreads quickly via word of mouse.
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
17. You have such a venomous attitude towards my insect puns. I think you need to bee more positive, and stop with those stinging remarks!
  3.3 stars
18. Will I tell you how I made the prosthetic foot for the eagle? That wood-be talon.
  3.2 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
19. Today I spotted an albino dalmatian. Now everyone will be able to tell it's a dalmatian.
  3.2 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
20. Turkeys cannot speak, so they usually take their secrets to the gravy.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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