Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 2

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
11. My pet feline fell into a bowl of seltzer water yesterday. She's been cat-a-tonic ever since.
  3.4 stars
James Nye - Granite Falls
12. I was told that I was allergic to cats, but I have two and I'm feline fine!
  3.3 stars
13. The animal hairstylist at the zoo has become a mane attraction.
  3.3 stars
Andy Tenke - New York
14. An angry skunk will reek its vengeance.
  3.1 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
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15. My wild cat ran away last week. I put up posters in our neighborhood so that others can help me find the missing lynx.
  3.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
16. When a wasp started to come after me, I made a beeline for the exit.
  3.0 stars
Punstigator - Austin, TX
17. Why should you never throw away an old dolphin? Because they can easily be re-porpoised!
  3.0 stars
Joney Pops - New Zealand
18. I touched an electric eel the other day. It was shocking.
  3.0 stars
19. Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.
  2.9 stars
Ryann Maxiella - Kirbyville
20. Watchdogs are covered with ticks.
  2.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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