Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 2

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11. I would tell you a joke about squirrels, but you would go nuts.
  3.5 stars
12. How do fish keep up with what's going on? They listen to the current news.
  3.4 stars
13. A monster who likes to ring doorbells is a knock less monster.
  3.4 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
14. Puppies learn how to behave by following a strict dogma.
  3.3 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
15. Mail order cows were first shipped by raft down the Mississippi River. They traveled on cattle logs.
  3.2 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
16. I couldn't see a good cow pun if it was steering me in the face.
  3.2 stars
EdC - Westport
17. My wild cat ran away last week. I put up posters in our neighborhood so that others can help me find the missing lynx.
  3.0 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
18. When a wasp started to come after me, I made a beeline for the exit.
  3.0 stars
Punstigator - Austin, TX
19. Why should you never throw away an old dolphin? Because they can easily be re-porpoised!
  3.0 stars
Joney Pops - New Zealand
20. I touched an electric eel the other day. It was shocking.
  3.0 stars

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