Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 3

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21. Turkeys cannot speak, so they usually take their secrets to the gravy.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
22. What do you call really big army ants? GI-ants.
  3.1 stars
Dr. Dirt - NV/AK
23. A female skunk is a stinker belle.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
24. Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.
  2.9 stars
Ryann Maxiella - Kirbyville
25. When the goose hit Dracula like a feather duster it was soon down for the Count.
  2.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
26. The best mathematicians amongst the snake family: the adders.
  2.9 stars
RJS - New Zealand
27. Wow, those slugs are tough as snails!
  2.8 stars
reif - hawaii
28. Where do bulls exchange their messages? On a bulletin board.
  2.6 stars
29. The animal shelter reports having received far fewer dogs this year. 'In fact,' says the shelter's director, 'this represents a mastiff reduction.'
  2.6 stars
GerryB - Canada
30. Why was the eagle in handcuffs? The police thought he was a flight risk!
  2.6 stars

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