Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 3

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21. Did you hear about the man who got killed by a bear? It was a grizzly death.
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Ryann Maxiella - Kirbyville
22. A croquette is a flirtatious female frog.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
23. Circus dogs fly through the air with the greatest of fleas.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
24. Why do grizzlies never look sad? Because whenever there's a problem, they just grin and bear it.
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25. It's no easy tusk to make a walrus pun!
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26. Where do bulls exchange their messages? On a bulletin board.
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27. When I see birds, I always chirrup.
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28. My pot belly pig was running and slipped on ice. Wound up injuring a hamstring.
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Toycoon - Skokie
29. A cowbell is what you call a lovely Southern cow.
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Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
30. In very large sponge colonies in the ocean, there's a soaker born every minute.
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rb - Norfolk, VA

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