Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 4

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
31. Two lambs are in a meadow. Which one frequents a casino? The one that's gambolling.
  2.4 stars
32. Flatfish always do their job. They know their plaice.
  2.4 stars
HMA - Liverpool
33. When the Park Warden spotted a Dalmatian off the leash, the owner received a spot fine!
  2.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
34. My horse was on the small side, so I decided to make him larger. I used a broncodilator.
  2.0 stars
rb - Norfolk, VA
35. I asked Kermit the Frog what he was hunting for. He said, 'Rabbit, rabbit.'
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
36. Squirrels that just don't care anymore have been seen throwing cashews to the wind.
  2.0 stars
Dr. Dirt - Alaska
37. Why couldn't the pig see his house? He had a sty in his eye.
  2.0 stars
38. Rabbit relationships are based on a financial transaction. If he's got the doe she gets a buck.
  1.9 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
39. When the dog swallowed a bell, his bark began pealing.
  1.9 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
40. A ghoul that dines on kangaroos is a hop goblin.
  1.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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