Puns about Nature (Animals) - page 5

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
41. Is a seventeen-day-old infertile duck egg an absentee balut?
  1.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
42. This garment is made out of the feathers of starving parrots. It's polypropylene.
  1.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
43. Feather dusters are used to clean parakeets.
  1.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
44. Two crows kill a man. I guess you could say it was a murder, done by a murder!
  1.7 stars
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45. They say that Himalayan Roosters can lay eggs but why is that one screaming? Himalayan Rock Salt.
  1.7 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
46. A fish was chasing me and the only thing I could do was to raun as fast as I could.
  1.6 stars
Merrick Sanders - NC, United States
47. If you see cattle wearing shin pads then you know they are on a weight loss program to reduce grazing.
  1.6 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
48. The hungry gophers each ate on a different route to the tree trunk.
  1.5 stars
stevesw - usa
49. A rabbit's warren is a hare craft.
  1.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
50. My dog barks all the time. That is my pet hate.
  1.4 stars

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