Puns about Nature (Chickens)

Subcategory: Plants · Animals · Ecology · Flowers · Chickens · Deer
1. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
  3.7 stars
2. The chickens were distraught when the tornado destroyed their home. Hopefully they will be able to recoup.
  3.7 stars
3. The chicken went to the middle of the road. She was going to lay it on the line.
  3.3 stars
4. The chicken crossed the playground to get to the other slide.
  3.1 stars
5. The farmer gave his chickens a bushel of feed, but they only took a peck.
  3.0 stars
6. The first duck wouldn't go in the water. The other duck said "What are you, chicken?".
  3.0 stars
7. Where there are many chickens you can find layers of eggs.
  2.7 stars
8. Chickens can give some people a foul rash.
  2.6 stars
9. The hen passed her legacy to an egg that was heir today, gone tamago.
  2.0 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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