Puns about Transport (In the Air)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. The airlines have become so cash-strapped, they charged me for my emotional baggage.
  3.7 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
2. What do you get when you cross a snake and a plane? A Boeing Constrictor.
  3.7 stars
3. Did you hear about the pilot who always had work? He was great at landing a job.
  3.6 stars
daver - Indiana
4. When asked by a passenger how high he would get, the pilot replied,'I don't do drugs.'
  3.6 stars
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5. During his air test a young pilot flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colors.
  3.6 stars
6. Traveling on a flying carpet is a rugged experience.
  3.6 stars
7. The debate about unmanned aircraft strikes just keeps droning on.
  3.5 stars
8. The plane flight brought my acrophobia to new heights.
  3.5 stars
Amandine - Earth
9. I've heard that the airplane industry is really taking off and reaching new heights.
  3.4 stars
Shannon Malloy - Maryland
10. The cost of the space program is astronomical.
  3.4 stars

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