Puns about Transport (In the Air) - page 2

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. The cost of the space program is astronomical.
  3.4 stars
12. Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.
  3.3 stars
13. Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.
  3.3 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
14. One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
  3.3 stars
JA - Houston
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15. The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.
  3.3 stars
JA - Houston
16. When you're wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies.
  3.2 stars
17. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage.
  3.2 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
18. The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it.
  3.2 stars
19. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
20. My fear of planes has taken off.
  3.2 stars

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