Puns about Transport (In the Air) - page 2

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. One of the first things you'll notice at the Beijing airport is a whole lot of Chinese checkers.
  3.4 stars
JA - Houston
12. An astronaut broke the law of gravity and got a suspended sentence.
  3.4 stars
13. Some planes are so cramped that passengers suffer jet leg.
  3.4 stars
14. Once the pilot started lying about his flying, he went into a tale spin.
  3.3 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
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15. The little green men told me it was the Dog Star. I told them they can't be Sirius.
  3.3 stars
JA - Houston
16. Pilots have easy access to cloud storage.
  3.3 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
17. When you're wearing a watch on an airplane, time flies.
  3.2 stars
18. The first time I got hold of a hang glider I had to wing it.
  3.2 stars
19. Most airline food is pretty bad, but their haggis is just plane offal.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
20. My fear of planes has taken off.
  3.2 stars

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