Puns about Transport (On the Sea)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I never found sending signals from ships challenging. I always had a flare for it.
  3.8 stars
Funster - Greece
2. I used to have a fear of boats, but that ship has sailed.
  3.8 stars
3. Vikings were expert mariners - you can lead a Norse to water, but you can't make him sink.
  3.7 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
4. Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing.
  3.6 stars
5. I'm not one for buoyancy but whatever floats your boat.
  3.5 stars
6. In ancient times, seagoing vessels were much more fuel efficient. They got thousands of miles to the galleon.
  3.5 stars
7. Did you hear about the submarine industry? It really took a dive.
  3.5 stars
8. A ship's captain is a sails manager.
  3.4 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
9. After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
  3.2 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
10. When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem.
  3.2 stars

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