Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 2
| 11. | The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship. | |
| Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
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| 12. | As his little ships sailed on Christopher Columbus didn't tell his crew he felt constantly on edge. | |
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| JA - Houston
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| 13. | A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned. | |
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| punstir - NYC
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| 14. | The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms. | |
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| DZ - Everson
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| 15. | Why do ship captains understand their sons so well? They're able to fathom the depth of their buoys! | |
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| 16. | When he switched from horses to sailing, his life took on a new tack. | |
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| 17. | The "Titanic" didn't have enough lifeboats, but that was the tip of the iceberg. | |
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| 18. | The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'. | |
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| 19. | When the pirate captain's ship ran aground he couldn't fathom why. | |
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| JA - Houston
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| 20. | He would have become a sailor but he didn't want to make waves. | |
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