Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 2

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. After eating the ship, the sea monster needed an Alka-Seltzer. He said, 'I can't believe I ate the hull thing.'
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SGT Snorkel - Iowa
12. When the bottom of a cargo ship got a hole, it had one hull of a problem.
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13. A boating accident between the yacht, Red Dawn, and the schooner, Blue Lagoon, left the survivors marooned.
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punstir - NYC
14. As his little ships sailed on Christopher Columbus didn't tell his crew he felt constantly on edge.
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JA - Houston
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15. The cost of a galvanized hull is enough to zinc a ship.
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Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
16. The mass of a ship is measured in keelograms.
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DZ - Everson
17. Why do ship captains understand their sons so well? They're able to fathom the depth of their buoys!
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18. When he switched from horses to sailing, his life took on a new tack.
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19. The "Titanic" didn't have enough lifeboats, but that was the tip of the iceberg.
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20. The boatyard had a sale advertising 'Ketch of the day'.
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