Puns about Transport (On the Sea) - page 3

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
21. The meat truck took a long time to deliver because of the Jerky ride.
  3.1 stars
22. Submarine commanders like to submerge themselves in their work.
  3.0 stars
23. A sea captain navigating through a narrow channel was in dire straits.
  3.0 stars
24. When traveling in the Bermuda Triangle look danger square in the eye, avoid falling into the dreaded Trapezoid and that graveyard of the sea, the Wrecktangle.
  3.0 stars
JA - Houston
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25. The stern pirate captain's policy of forcing the worst members of his crew to walk the plank went swimmingly.
  3.0 stars
JA - Houston
26. The Vikings landed during thunder and lightning and took the city by storm.
  3.0 stars
27. The admiral's motto was, 'Do it schooner, not later!'
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
28. Sailing is like oil drilling because they're both crewed businesses.
  3.0 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
29. As he approached the bridge in rush hour, his radio played The Car Strangled Spanner.
  2.9 stars
30. Getting rid of your boat for another could cause a whole raft of problems.
  2.8 stars

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