Puns about Transport (On the Rails)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. How do trains drink? They chug.
  3.8 stars
2. Puns about monorails always make for decent one-liners.
  3.7 stars
3. Those who steal trains must have a loco-motive.
  3.7 stars
4. When the train conductor got unfairly railroaded by his boss, his life immediately began going down the wrong track.
  3.6 stars
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5. A railroad engineer must be sure not to lose his train of thought or he might go down the wrong track.
  3.5 stars
6. First time hunters were arguing over which kind of animal tracks they had found when they were hit by a train.
  3.4 stars
7. The railway had a safety problem, but tried to cover its tracks.
  3.4 stars
8. What do you call the ticket inspector on a maglev train? A superconductor.
  3.2 stars
9. When Einstein rode home on a locomotive it was a good train of thought.
  3.1 stars
10. How do you find a missing train? Follow the tracks.
  3.1 stars

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