Puns about Transport (On the Road)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.
  3.9 stars
3. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
  3.9 stars
A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
4. I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
  3.8 stars
Samantha - New York State
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5. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
  3.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
6. When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.'
  3.7 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
7. Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.
  3.5 stars
Mitch - St. Paul, MN
8. Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.
  3.5 stars
9. A split taxi fee is fare.
  3.5 stars
Stevesw - Usa
10. Can new shock absorbers make a car easier to control? Of course - it goes without swaying!
  3.4 stars
GerryB - Canada

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