Puns about Transport (On the Road)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. My relationship with my chauffeur just isn't going anywhere. It feels like he's always trying to drive me away.
  4.0 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
2. What did the man say when the bridge fell on him. The suspension is killing me.
  3.9 stars
A.R Whear - Oxford New Zealand
3. I couldn't find the car window scraper this morning, so I used a plastic store discount card to clean my windows. It didn't work very well. I only got 20% off.
  3.9 stars
RB - Norfolk
4. Driving with one headlight isn't very bright.
  3.9 stars
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5. When the musician got in a car accident, his guitar was destroyed. The accident was a Fender bender.
  3.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
6. I heard the new auto body shop that opened comes highly wreck-a-mended.
  3.8 stars
Samantha - New York State
7. When the car failed the inspection due to faulty stopping ability, the cars' owner said: 'Give me a break.'
  3.7 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
8. Ever since my mineral extraction facility was converted to parking, I've had a lot on my mine.
  3.5 stars
Mitch - St. Paul, MN
9. Drivers who speed in the snow often find themselves adrift.
  3.5 stars
10. If chickens could choose any car at all to be given to them, they would choose a free Range Rover.
  3.4 stars
Marty22 - Australia

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