Puns about Transport (On the Road) - page 2

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
11. The environmentalist rode his bike 20 miles in the morning and 20 more in the evening. He loved recycling.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
12. I don't know how to put on a helmet - the whole idea goes right over my head.
  3.3 stars
13. Purchasing tires made me aware of inflationary pressures.
  3.3 stars
Jim - Kentucky
14. As the carburettor chuckled to the air filter, 'I guess the choke's on me!'
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
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15. What do you call a pig in a rickshaw? Pulled pork.
  3.3 stars
Hayden - Texas
16. Quasimodo bought a Ford Focus. It became known as the hatchback of Notre Dame.
  3.3 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
17. John Deere has just released its most powerful tractor yet. It is the torque of the town.
  3.3 stars
RJS - New Zealand
18. These reversing cameras are great. Since I got one I haven't looked back.
  3.3 stars
Kiwi Kawika - Auckland
19. When I got the bill for the engine rebuild, I blew a gasket!
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
20. I had a friend that collected police cars, ambulances and fire trucks. It was an estate of emergency when he died.
  3.2 stars
Pat - Boone, NC

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