Puns about Transport (On the Road) - page 3

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
21. Why did the car cross the river with the boat? It was a ford escort.
  3.2 stars
Nate - Buffalo, NY
22. My son wanted a scooter. When I told him they are too dangerous, he moped around the house.
  3.1 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
23. A car can't make you high, but can a bus?
  3.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
24. The best street for locating a gas station is Fillmore Avenue.
  3.0 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
25. A German vegetarian drives a Volks Vegan.
  3.0 stars
26. The drama instructor preferred to travel by stagecoach.
  3.0 stars
Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
27. Tubeless is a product of tireless effort!
  3.0 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
28. He kept an alarm clock in the back window of his car. He was always ahead of his time.
  2.9 stars
William - Birmingham, AL
29. Bridge tolls have increased significantly over a 5 year span.
  2.8 stars
Sammy - Highland, New York
30. Buzz Lightyear was following a Japanese luxury car on the highway. When he pulled around to pass, he shouted, "To Infiniti and beyond."
  2.8 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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