Puns about Transport (Away from Home)

Subcategory: In the Air · On the Sea · On the Rails · On the Road · Away from Home
1. I don't trust these stairs because they're always up to something.
  4.1 stars
LEP DOG - south Africa
2. The first time I used an elevator it was really uplifting, then it let me down.
  4.1 stars
JerryJokes - STL
3. I usually take steps to avoid elevators.
  3.8 stars
4. Lightning sometimes shocks people because it just doesn't know how to conduct itself.
  3.8 stars
5. I've never taken an elevator to the basement floor, that's just beneath me.
  3.8 stars
6. I don't like tops of stairs. They always bring me down.
  3.8 stars
HMA - Liverpool
7. There was a ghost at the hotel, so they called for an inn spectre.
  3.7 stars
8. I tried to pack myself in a suitcase. I could hardly contain myself.
  3.5 stars
9. An elevator makes ghosts happy because it lifts the spirits.
  3.4 stars
10. I just got back from a statistical probability conference. It was average.
  3.4 stars
Mitch - Columbus, OH

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