Puns about Food (Coffee) - page 3

21. Despite his immense success as a coffee seller he remained a grounded person.
  2.8 stars
Jose Xavier - Munich, Germany
22. Fairgrounds are mediocre coffee.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
23. 'Did you remember to buy me the coffee with ice cream inside it?'. 'Oh I'm sorry, affogato!'.
  2.7 stars
Sidney - Sydney, Australia
24. When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
  2.7 stars
25. If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.
  2.6 stars
26. How do you get a latte in the rain forest? Use your Amazon card.
  2.5 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
27. If a barista is not allowed to make espresso she will lose her tamper.
  2.5 stars
Jeff - Aurora, CO
28. What do you call it when cafe customers complain about their coffee? A brouhaha.
  2.4 stars
Arielle - Los Angeles, CA
29. My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say she is making a moccary of her diet.
  2.4 stars
Costas Chryssafis - New Zealand
30. I went for a drink with a Matador the other day. I had a tea, he had a cafe au lait.
  2.4 stars

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