Puns about Food (Coffee) - page 3

21. Despite his immense success as a coffee seller he remained a grounded person.
  2.8 stars
Jose Xavier - Munich, Germany
22. Fairgrounds are mediocre coffee.
  2.7 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
23. 'Did you remember to buy me the coffee with ice cream inside it?'. 'Oh I'm sorry, affogato!'.
  2.7 stars
Sidney - Sydney, Australia
24. When they spilled coffee on his neck, he got hot under the collar.
  2.7 stars
data-ad-format="auto">
25. If you spend too much time in the coffee shop you'll be latte for work.
  2.6 stars
OGM -
26. How do you get a latte in the rain forest? Use your Amazon card.
  2.5 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
27. If a barista is not allowed to make espresso she will lose her tamper.
  2.5 stars
Jeff - Aurora, CO
28. What do you call it when cafe customers complain about their coffee? A brouhaha.
  2.4 stars
Arielle - Los Angeles, CA
29. My wife is trying to lose weight but continues to frequent the coffee shops for rich beverages and delicacies. You could say she is making a moccary of her diet.
  2.4 stars
Costas Chryssafis - New Zealand
30. I went for a drink with a Matador the other day. I had a tea, he had a cafe au lait.
  2.4 stars

Vote for pun number:
Awful
Lame
Okay
Amusing
Excellent