Puns about Food (Restaurants)

Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns · Ice Cream · Waffles
1. A relief map shows where the restrooms are.
  4.0 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
2. I have an idea for a chain of Elvis Presley steak houses. It will be for people who love meat tender.
  3.9 stars
3. What do you call a tissue that is sleeping? A napkin.
  3.9 stars
4. The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
  3.8 stars
Sam - Huntington Beach, CA
5. If you believe restaurants always overcook steaks, then you probably order them rarely.
  3.7 stars
toby - morgantown, wv
6. Did you hear the news about that Chinese restaurant that got vandalized? It was an act of wonton destruction.
  3.7 stars
7. The Three Little Pigs order off the vegan menu, but Mary Had a Little Lamb.
  3.7 stars
reif - hawaii
8. Waiters are good at multiplication because they know their tables.
  3.6 stars
9. When the waiter spilled a drink on his shirt, he said, "this one is on me."
  3.6 stars
10. He carried the rum above his head, because he needed to lift his spirits.
  3.5 stars

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