Puns about Food (Restaurants) - page 2

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11. He dined with her at the local beanery and was immediately inflatuated.
  3.5 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY
12. The new drive-thru restaurant for golfers insisted on putting greens in all their courses.
  3.4 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
13. They served lunch at the auto repair shop, but I didn't eat it. It was full of carbs.
  3.4 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
14. I don't like hanging out at the pancake house, that place gives me the crepes!
  3.3 stars
The Big Pun - Nairobi, Kenya
15. I started to work at a seafood buffet, but then I pulled a mussel.
  3.3 stars
16. The diners were fully sated, unaware that the wurst was yet to come.
  3.3 stars
17. He got fired at the coffee shop for coming to work in a T-shirt.
  3.3 stars
18. I wanted to have dinner at a native American themed restaurant, but I didn't have reservations.
  3.3 stars
19. The waiter was shocked when I asked for my salad to be served naked. I explained, no dressing please.
  3.2 stars
Dr.Dirt - Anchorage, AK
20. He was a restaurant critic but had no taste.
  3.2 stars

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