Puns about Food (Bakers and Cooks)

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1. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  4.0 stars
Lola - Salina, KS
2. The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
  3.7 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
3. Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
  3.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
4. A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
  3.5 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
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5. Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
  3.5 stars
Matt - Austin, TX
6. They come from a long line of bakers. They're inbred.
  3.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
  3.4 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
8. Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
  3.4 stars
emelvee - North Carolina
9. The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
10. When asked about rumors that he owned a bakery, Shakespeare replied, 'It's much a-dough about muffin.'
  3.3 stars
Beakybird - Illinois, USA

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