Puns about Food (Bakers and Cooks)

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1. My friend's bakery burned down last night. Now his business is toast.
  4.0 stars
Lola - Salina, KS
2. A good baker will rise to the occasion, it's the yeast he can do.
  3.8 stars
3. The baker had only half the flour he needed so he decided to make short bread.
  3.8 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
4. Even though the chef's girlfriend was grate in many ways. She had a temper that boiled easily, was half-baked and extremely kneady.
  3.5 stars
Randy - Defiance, OH
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5. A lawyer-turned-cook is a sue chef.
  3.5 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
6. They come from a long line of bakers. They're inbred.
  3.5 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. Stir-fry cooks come from all woks of life.
  3.5 stars
Matt - Austin, TX
8. When baking dog biscuits, be sure to use collie flour.
  3.4 stars
Bob - Corvallis, OR
9. Bakers earn the majority of their income in the morning, they earn most of their dough at yeast by a leaven o'clock.
  3.4 stars
emelvee - North Carolina
10. The crusty, ill-tempered baker was a scone's throw from becoming toast.
  3.3 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY

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