Puns about Food (Bakers and Cooks) - page 5

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41. The hotel chef was noted for his tomfoolery and his capers.
  2.6 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
42. The busy fish chef had a lox on his plate.
  2.4 stars
N.B. - Chicago, IL
43. My job as head chef at a top rated restaurant is in jeopardy because my latest culinary creation was called a recipe for disaster.
  2.3 stars
JA - Houston
44. Chefs learn their trait in the Cook Islands.
  2.3 stars
45. The chef who tried to bribe a judge with polenta was held in corntempt.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
46. I thought I only had enough flour to bake one loaf, but after I added yeast I had eleven breads.
  2.0 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
47. What do you call it when a bad-tempered old baker goes bankrupt? A curmudgeonly crumble.
  1.8 stars
Luke - Lansing, MI
48. The gourmet chef received an injection for a severe allergic reaction. He got an epi-cure.
  1.7 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
49. The chef said it would be rare moment if the waiter returned a steak with a burning issue after being so tender cooking it.
  1.7 stars
50. I went to a bakery that advertised 'All Cakes One Pound'. I took one to the counter - the shop assistant said, 'Two pounds please. That's Madeira cake'
  1.2 stars

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