Puns about Food (Drinks)

1. Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.
  4.1 stars
2. Never take a nail to a bar. They tend to get hammered.
  3.8 stars
3. Whoever served up the wine at that banquet did a pour job.
  3.6 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
4. I decide which beer to drink on a case by case basis.
  3.5 stars
lswendse - Honolulu, HI
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5. You should never drink beyond the pint of no return.
  3.5 stars
6. One day at the bar there was a blackout. Good thing I had a light beer.
  3.5 stars
Cade - Silver Spring
7. A man walked into a bar with a lump of asphalt under one arm and said to the bartender - A whisky please, and one for the road.
  3.5 stars
8. Rabbits like their beer brewed with a lot of hops.
  3.5 stars
DZ - Everson
9. What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!
  3.5 stars
10. The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
  3.4 stars
Gnik - Houston, Texas

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