Puns about Food (Drinks) - page 2

11. I was going to buy some loose tea, but the price was too steep.
  3.4 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
12. I tried my first soft drink. It was sodalicious!
  3.4 stars
SippyCup - NowheresVille
13. The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp fiction.
  3.4 stars
Gnik - Houston, Texas
14. Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.
  3.2 stars
melman - kyusa
15. When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
16. Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe.
  3.1 stars
17. I spilled my drink in one fluid motion.
  3.1 stars
18. He's too lazy to draw water when the electricity is out. You could call it a lack of well power.
  3.1 stars
19. Why is tea so therapeutic? Because boiling the water raises your self of steam.
  3.1 stars
Stephish - MN
20. The frog went unnoticed in the milkshake because it blended so well.
  3.1 stars

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