Puns about Food (Drinks) - page 2

11. An alien landed at a soft drink company and said 'take me to your liter'.
  3.4 stars
12. What thrill ride does a drink go on? A coaster!
  3.4 stars
13. Making your own hard liquor is a whiskey business.
  3.3 stars
14. Is the water on your farm healthy? Yes, we only have well water.
  3.3 stars
melman - kyusa
15. When the wino suspected his muscatel was watered down, he needed more proof.
  3.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
16. I spilled my drink in one fluid motion.
  3.1 stars
17. Drinking too much of a certain potent potable may require a leave of absinthe.
  3.1 stars
18. Why is tea so therapeutic? Because boiling the water raises your self of steam.
  3.1 stars
Stephish - MN
19. The frog went unnoticed in the milkshake because it blended so well.
  3.1 stars
20. He's too lazy to draw water when the electricity is out. You could call it a lack of well power.
  3.1 stars

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