Puns about Food (Drinks) - page 3

21. When I went to the International Club, I accidentally spilled coffee on a Hindu lady's dress. I told her I was very sari.
  3.0 stars
Hyla Hope Harder - Oklahoma
22. The angry ice cube boiled with anger, then let off some steam.
  3.0 stars
Abhit - Knoxville, TN
23. I couldn't decide whether or not to make spiced apple cider, so I mulled it over.
  3.0 stars
Adele - Bohemia, NY
24. She told me the drink was non-alcoholic, but where was the proof?
  3.0 stars
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25. Set your drink on a skateboard, they make good coasters.
  3.0 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
26. He drank so much at 16 years old that they called him a juvenile deliquid.
  2.9 stars
27. We've missed our favorite tea at the Chinese restaurant where we often dine, but we've been getting oolong.
  2.9 stars
JA - Houston
28. When the pint overflowed for a second time, it was subpoenaed for a quart date.
  2.8 stars
Dr. Pun - TX
29. Those who like sugar in their tea are willing to take their lumps.
  2.8 stars
30. Those who like dark beer are beyond the pale.
  2.8 stars

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