Puns about Food (Drinks) - page 4

31. As to alcohol, sea captains harbor a love of port.
  2.8 stars
32. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
33. Resigned to my fate, I bought 24 bottles of red wine. It was a case of syrah, syrah.
  2.8 stars
Dr. Pun - Texas
34. When it comes to drinks, citrus fruit juices are always in the limelight.
  2.7 stars
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35. They took soft drinks off the menu just to sprite people.
  2.7 stars
Delfoam - Bay Town
36. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement!
  2.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
37. They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away.
  2.7 stars
HMA - Liverpool
38. With organic whiskey, one may attain the stupornatural.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
39. The sergeant drank whiskey in order to be fortified in his position.
  2.6 stars
40. Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
  2.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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