Puns about Food (Drinks) - page 4

31. As to alcohol, sea captains harbor a love of port.
  2.8 stars
32. Australian beer-brewers use kangaroo hops.
  2.8 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
33. Resigned to my fate, I bought 24 bottles of red wine. It was a case of syrah, syrah.
  2.8 stars
Dr. Pun - Texas
34. When it comes to drinks, citrus fruit juices are always in the limelight.
  2.7 stars
35. They took soft drinks off the menu just to sprite people.
  2.7 stars
Delfoam - Bay Town
36. The Board of Directors of the Brewery prepared their first draft before commencement!
  2.7 stars
Sivanandan - Sydney
37. They said he drank 2 bottles of whisky a day, but it wasn't true. He had to scotch those rumours right away.
  2.7 stars
HMA - Liverpool
38. With organic whiskey, one may attain the stupornatural.
  2.6 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
39. The sergeant drank whiskey in order to be fortified in his position.
  2.6 stars
40. Yogi had a whiskey, water, and tea drink every night. He was a toddy bear.
  2.6 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa

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