Puns about Food (Kinds of Food)

Subcategory: Coffee · Restaurants · Bakers and Cooks · Drinks · Kinds of Food · Dieting · Misc. Food Puns · Ice Cream · Waffles
1. A man just assaulted me with milk, cream and butter. How dairy.
  4.1 stars
Tom - UK
2. I knew a guy who collected candy canes, they were all in mint condition.
  4.0 stars
3. What is a thesaurus' favorite dessert? Synonym buns.
  3.9 stars
Jessica - Benton ky
4. Inferior dumplings are a sign of wonton neglect.
  3.8 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
5. I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.
  3.8 stars
Eric H. - Gettysburg
6. You can't sing with a mouthful of garbanzo beans, so hummus a tune.
  3.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
7. My door was ajar, so I added jelly, now it's a door jam.
  3.7 stars
Dan - Wildwood, Missouri
8. I told Riley she eats too many pickles. She said to dill with it.
  3.6 stars
9. What's the best way to serve a stack of puncakes? Syruptitiously.
  3.6 stars
10. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
  3.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY

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