Puns about Food (Kinds of Food) - page 2

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11. Eating oysters can help you increase your mussel tone.
  3.5 stars
Joseph Leff - Brooklyn, NY
12. What was the leader of Russia's favourite food? Czardines!
  3.4 stars
jjwees - Bako Ca.
13. I used to not like Newtons, but now they're my favorite snack. Go fig.
  3.3 stars
Bob Greenwade - Corvallis, OR
14. My friend brought me a Swedish cake. I later discovered it was Stollen.
  3.2 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
15. I've been eating a lot of pasta lately I think it's becoming a part of my daily rotini!
  3.2 stars
16. For breakfast, Shrek liked eggs ogre easy.
  3.1 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
17. Why are you enjoying life while eating hotdogs? Because you're relishing the moment.
  3.1 stars
18. My stuffing was bad, so I got some sage advice.
  3.0 stars
rex - indy
19. I've baked you some rock cakes, take your pick.
  3.0 stars
20. The organic herb farmer was accused of dilly dallying around by his wife Rosemary, when he spent too much thyme trying to become a sage.
  2.9 stars

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