Puns about Food (Kinds of Food) - page 5

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41. You can't lose picking a sherbet for dessert.
  2.3 stars
Carpun Diem - Houston, Texas
42. The gourmet diner after consuming several plates of fish eggs, developed a caviar attitude about appetizers.
  2.3 stars
43. The hamburgers had so little beef that even a microscopic tektite would be a little meteor.
  2.2 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
44. I need to drive to the shop to buy some ingredients for my guacamole but I don't avocado.
  2.1 stars
Jord - Byron Bay
45. Shredded Wheat - a breakfast cereal that used to play guitar solos.
  1.9 stars
HMA - Liverpool
46. The worker at Cape Canaveral wanted to make a sandwich, so he went to the deli to buy some launchin' meat.
  1.9 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
47. Emergency crews responded to an accident involving an Ethiopian bread truck. There were multiple injeras.
  1.8 stars
48. I spilt vinegar all over myself - it was quite a sour day.
  1.8 stars
49. Vampires snack between meals on lentils because they are so into pulses.
  1.8 stars
Owen McMahon - New Zealand
50. If you're being bothered by a profiterole, all you have to do is choux it away.
  1.7 stars
Scrabble817 - Woking, England

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