Puns about Food (Dieting)

1. I wanted to lose weight so I went to the paint store. I heard I could get thinner there.
  3.8 stars
RB - Norfolk, VA
2. Successful dieters might win the Nobelly prize.
  3.7 stars
3. Advertisement: 'New study on obesity looks for larger test group.'
  3.5 stars
4. A waist is a terrible thing to mind.
  3.4 stars
5. How do spacemen add more protein to their diet? They make it meteor.
  3.4 stars
Allyson - California
6. Some people are on seefood diets: they see food ... they eat it.
  3.3 stars
7. Diets are for people who are thick and tired of it all.
  3.3 stars
8. A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
  3.3 stars
9. Some people don't like food going to waist.
  3.3 stars
10. A lot of dieting is wishful shrinking.
  3.2 stars

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