Puns about Food (Dieting) - page 2

11. You don't gain wait by the minutes at the dinner table - but the seconds.
  3.2 stars
12. There is a growing body of obesity research.
  3.2 stars
13. Those who change the color of their food are on a dye-it.
  3.2 stars
14. Get him on a diet? Fat chance!
  3.2 stars
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15. This diet is wearing me thin.
  3.2 stars
Peter - Sweden
16. Low carb diets really go against the grain.
  3.2 stars
17. I have to give a speech on being a vegetarian and omnivorous about it.
  3.1 stars
18. Those who choose not to eat, slowly get hungry -- and Fast.
  3.1 stars
19. He ate so much over the holidays that he decided to quit cold turkey.
  3.1 stars
20. That diet clinic is so successful it would take your breadth away.
  3.0 stars

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