Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns)

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1. Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.
  4.1 stars
2. The girl quit her job at the doughnut factory because she was fed up with the hole business.
  4.0 stars
3. Butchers link sausage to make ends meat.
  3.8 stars
reif - hawaii
4. Why would an hour glass only take half an hour to finish? It was filled with quick sand.
  3.8 stars
Nama -
5. I wanted to take home the left-overs from the BBQ, but someone else foiled my plans.
  3.8 stars
reif - hawaii
6. When I opened the first snow-pea pod, one fell out and rolled under the fridge. One might say it was an escapea.
  3.7 stars
Daniel - Australia
7. My best friend and I attended culinary school together and then opened our own restaurant. I guess we are taste buds.
  3.5 stars
Bill - New Orleans
8. I went to a buffet dinner with my neighbor, who is a taxidermist. After such a big meal, I was stuffed.
  3.5 stars
Toycoon - Skokie
9. Where do baby spoons come from? The spork delivers them.
  3.4 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
10. Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant.
  3.4 stars

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