Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 2

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11. My mom ran out of poultry seasoning so she winged it.
  3.4 stars
12. The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13. Yesterday my fridge thought it was a microwave, so we got into a heated fight. But we're cool now.
  3.3 stars
14. I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.
  3.3 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
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15. My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.
  3.3 stars
RJS - New Zealand
16. In order to have a successful luau, you have to go whole hog!
  3.3 stars
Bob Bryson - Oakley, CA
17. There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.
  3.2 stars
Punitended - Singapore
18. I have invented crockery that comes to me when I whistle. My cup runneth over.
  3.1 stars
Phil - London
19. When I suggested that my wife should alphabetize her recipes, she would have nothing of the sort.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
20. The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
  3.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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