Puns about Food (Misc. Food Puns) - page 2

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11. Did you hear the one about the woman who threw her toaster away because it kept burning the bread? She was black toast intolerant.
  3.4 stars
12. The British cannibal enjoyed snacking on fish and chaps.
  3.4 stars
SGT Snorkel - Iowa
13. I tried to finish the leftovers, but ... foiled again.
  3.3 stars
Papa Pete - Texas Hill Country
14. Yesterday my fridge thought it was a microwave, so we got into a heated fight. But we're cool now.
  3.3 stars
15. My wife uses a kitchen implement to shred garlic and parmesan cheese, which I hate. It really is the grater of two evils.
  3.3 stars
RJS - New Zealand
16. In order to have a successful luau, you have to go whole hog!
  3.3 stars
Bob Bryson - Oakley, CA
17. There was a sale at the fish market today. I went to see what was the catch.
  3.2 stars
Punitended - Singapore
18. I have invented crockery that comes to me when I whistle. My cup runneth over.
  3.1 stars
Phil - London
19. When I suggested that my wife should alphabetize her recipes, she would have nothing of the sort.
  3.1 stars
Kap'n Klystron - Newburgh, NY
20. The cannibal hitman preferred take out food.
  3.1 stars
Irish Limbo - Auckland

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